Baby Betriebsanleitung

Author: Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Mosaik Verlag
ISBN: 9783641111052
Release Date: 2014-03-17
Genre: Family & Relationships

Glückwunsch! Bitte lesen sie diese Anleitung vor Inbetriebnahme gründlich durch. Gratulation, ein Baby! Doch leider hat man das kleine Wunder an Design und Funktionalität ohne entsprechende Gebrauchsanweisung geliefert. Wie baut man nun die Verbindung zu der Neuanschaffung auf, gestaltet die Fehlersuche bei akustischen Signalen, programmiert den Fütterungsprozess oder aktiviert den dringend nötigen Schlafmodus? Auf was muss man bei der Instandhaltung besonders achten, wie gewährleistet man die optimale Entwicklung der Applikationen und sorgt für die Sicherheit des geliebten kleinen Produkts? Glücklicherweise hilft „Baby – Betriebsanleitung“ hier weiter und gibt auf alle drängenden Fragen mit viel augenzwinkerndem Humor und mit witzigen Schaubildern umfassend Antwort.

The Baby Owner s Starter Kit

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594741751
Release Date: 2007-03-29
Genre: Family & Relationships

The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.

What Not to Name Your Baby

Author: Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781471109324
Release Date: 2012-12-11
Genre: Family & Relationships

They are hard to escape, these days, the names that will cause numerous hardships in the playground. From the pop star wannabees (Courtney, Kylie, Britney), through locations (China, Brooklyn), passing by the shops (Timberland, Armani), along the hippy trail (Leaf, Sunset, Pagan) to those heading for trouble (Romeo, Chastity) the inspirations for baby names are countless. Parents looking for novelty might turn to famous sidekicks (Tonto, Garfunkel) or indeed dictators (Saddam, Benito) before settling on a name that sounds normal but is damn tricky to spell (Kaycee, Genni, Jho). Joe Borgenicht offers nearly 1500 names which absolutely, positively, cannot be used for a child. With the help of WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY, readers are less likely to have their children resent them - well, okay, that's a stretch - but at least the parents can say they tried.

The Toddler Owner s Manual

Author: Brett R. Kuhn
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594740267
Release Date: 2005
Genre: Family & Relationships

Just when you feel like you've mastered your infant's maintenance routine, the little rascal begins to malfunction: refusing fuel, crying in public and roaming the house at 3 a.m.Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! How can you master this changing technology?With hilarious schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips, step-by-step instructions and advice for toddler maintenance, The Toddler Owner's Manual has the answers. Written by a child psychologist in simple and straightforward language, the helpful strategies cover everything about dealing with toddlers 12 months old and up, from training the toddler for self waste disposal to how and when to upgrade the crib to a bed.The Toddler Owner's Manual is the ideal follow-up to The Baby Owner's Manual.

The Baby Owner s Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1931686238
Release Date: 2003
Genre: Family & Relationships

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

Mimino n vod k obsluze

Author: Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: CPress, Albatros Media a.s.
ISBN: 9788026408321
Release Date: 2017-02-21
Genre: Health & Fitness

Denně jste obklopeni technickými „zázraky“ – počítači, iPady, iPody, notebooky, netbooky, mobily, digitálními fotoaparáty... Umíte s nimi zacházet, využívat jejich nejpokročilejší funkce, ale ten největší technologický zázrak na světě, vaše právě narozené dítě, je pro vás zatím záhadou? V této situaci vám pomůže tato kniha! - Jak dítě přebalovat, ošetřovat, koupat a nosit a co k tomu potřebujete. - Co doma změnit, aby byl váš domov pro dítě bezpečný. - Jak dítě ošetřovat v době nemoci a kdy je nutné jít s ním k lékaři. - Co dělat, aby dítě v noci spalo, jak a čím ho krmit, a mnoho dalších praktických úkonů. Otec a syn – dva dětští lékaři – Louis Borgenicht a Joe Borgenicht pro vás tuto knihu napsali se svérázným humorem, ale jejich rady jsou naprosto seriózní a podloženy lékařskými zkušenostmi.

The Reality TV Handbook

Author: John Saade
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594740038
Release Date: 2004
Genre: Humor

Advises prospective reality program contestants on how to be chosen to participate, and how to handle the activities that are required by some of the more well-known programs.

Manual de instrucciones del ni o

Author: Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Grupo Planeta Spain
ISBN: 9788408143574
Release Date: 2015-07-02
Genre: Family & Relationships

Ahora que por fin empezabas a dominar el funcionamiento de tu bebé, de repente deja de actuar con normalidad: rechaza la comida, llora sin motivo aparente y no deja que le vistas. A través de sencillas instrucciones y útiles diagramas, en este manual encontrarás respuesta a todas las dudas que se te planteen en el cuidado de tu hijo.Revisión técnica a cargo de María Luisa Ferrerós (autora de Pórtate bien y Enséñale a aprender, también publicados en Booket).