Fifty Sheds Damper

Author: C.T. Grey
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780752265520
Release Date: 2013-10-10
Genre: Humor

'Each firm stroke was bringing me closer and closer to that moment of relief and satisfaction. Soon my shed would be completely weatherproof.' Multi-millionaire Colin Grey thought he'd escaped a dark, forbidden world of pleasure and pain, until one day he suddenly awakes to find himself bound and gagged. But by whom - kidnappers, the secret service, or his ex-wife? In Fifty Sheds Damper the sequel to the bestselling erotic parody, Fifty Sheds of Grey, Colin wrestles with his inner demons, several women and fungal root rot. Fifty Sheds . . . Hotter. Steamier. Damper! WARNING: Shed addiction can seriously affect your health. Please read responsibly. *Now with a wipe-clean cover! Disclaimer: Fifty Sheds of Grey is not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the making of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Fifty Sheds of Grey Three in a Shed A Parody

Author: C. T. Grey
Publisher: Boxtree
ISBN: 9781743534540
Release Date: 2014-10-01
Genre: Humor

"Which whip today?" she rasped, tightly clad in black leather. "I don't know," I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch." In the pulsating climax to the bestselling trowel-egy, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidentally mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors - the sophisticated cougar (or whatever the British equivalent is - a badger?) - who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love - his shed?

Fifty Shades of Grey Fedora

Author: Robert J. Randisi
Publisher: Riverdale Avenue Books LLC
ISBN: 9781626011533
Release Date: 2015-02-10
Genre: Fiction

Heat has always sizzled between private investigators and the femme fatales who walk through their doors. But in this startling, original anthology, these 17 authors—many of them winners of the prestigious Shamus Award—from sizzle to steamy, illustrating that sex and crime not only go hand in hand, but reaches far deeper into the stirrings of the heart From classic detective tales by Max Allan Collins and Parnell Hall, to tales of infidelity and suspicion from Terrill Lee Lankford and David Housewright, to surprising stories of female detectives by M. Ruth Myers to Sara Paretsky, here is a sexy, bawdy spin on the art of detection and the law of attraction. Other clever and seductive tales are presented by Carolina Garcia-Aquilera, Justin Scott, Gary Phillips, Jerry Kennealy, Michael Bracken, Christine Matthews, Robert J. Randisi, Warren Murphy, Ted Fitzgerald, Dick Lochte, and John Lutz. In all, these sexy damsels in distress and their all-too-willing investigators give new meaning to the term private…uh, you know. Fifty Shades of Grey Fedora will steam up even the most mundane stakeout.