Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 1492647209
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre: Art

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 1477468528
Release Date: 2012-08-29
Genre: Fiction

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780062070210
Release Date: 2011-11-08
Genre: Humor

A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 1492647217
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre: Games

Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Mer World Problems

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher:
ISBN: 1492647225
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre: Art

Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Fart in the Dark a Coloring Book Revealing the Fabulous Flatulence of Fantasy Land with Black Backgrounds

Author: Mister Mister Garfinkle
Publisher:
ISBN: 1975787404
Release Date: 2017-09-02
Genre:

ON SALE $9.95 Just $5.39 for a limited time! Unicorns are magical and so are their farts. This coloring book is dedicated to those who love the sparkly and silly things in life. Enjoy coloring a fine collection of rainbow tooting unicorns with this silly and adorable activity book. Color pictures of majestic unicorns who cannot hold in their rainbow farts! Remove and frame your artwork or give it to a friend who needs a laugh! Enjoy artwork that pops on these dark black pages! Large pages, 2 coloring test pages, single sided printing, and more! Makes a great gift for unicorn lovers, as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or just for fun!

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

Author: Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 1463786832
Release Date: 2011-08-01
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.

Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book

Author: Marjorie Sarnat
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 9780486796642
Release Date: 2015-07-15
Genre: Art

More than 30 fanciful full-page illustrations depict the wisest of birds in lush, tapestry-like settings. Covered with flowers, paisleys, and other fun-to-color patterns, these adorable owls are posed against vivid backgrounds brimming with intricate designs. Pages are perforated and printed on one side only for easy removal and display. Specially designed for experienced colorists, Owls and other Creative Haven® adult coloring books offer an escape to a world of inspiration and artistic fulfillment. Each title is also an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress.

Cats Are Jerks

Author: Kerri Wood Thomson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1539757897
Release Date: 2016-10-25
Genre:

Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away.Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks: -Color and tape a drawing above your cat's food dish. -Plaster your cat-loving coworker's cubicle with your art work. -Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed. -Leave random colored cat pages in public places. -Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.

Indie Rock Coloring Book

Author: Yellow Bird Project
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811870944
Release Date: 2009-08-12
Genre: Music

The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.

Why Unicorn Drinks

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780062227140
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Genre: Humor

Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.

The Robot s Guide to Love

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher:
ISBN: 0997573813
Release Date: 2016-05-14
Genre:

Robot friends! Did your sentience come with a longing for love? Do love interests run from your laser eyes? Does your programming lack a flirtation protocol? Then you are holding the right coloring book! The Robot's Guide to Love features 22 pages of romantic advice sure to help any robot find a human, robot, or toaster to love.

The Hipster Coloring Book

Author: Charlotte Farmer
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN: 145491744X
Release Date: 2015-10-06
Genre: Art

Everyone knows what a hipster is—or do we? Here's a proper introduction, with arty fun for hipster friends and frenemies. From the coffee shop to the indie film screening, from the contents of their vintage bags to their cool tattoos, this engagingly satirical collection uncovers the entire hipster milieu. It's the book every hip person will pretend not to want—but will secretly covet.

Cursing Unicorns

Author: Kiana Anderson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 153906767X
Release Date: 2016-09-24
Genre:

Unicorns that Curse? Damn straight! Welcome, unicorn lover, to the wonderful world of cursing unicorns. Inside this gorgeous adult coloring book, you'll find 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations of unicorns doing their thang-flying, flirting, and #*&! cursing. So take out your coloring supplies and get ready for a magical, rainbow-filled ride!