Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 1492647209
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre: Art

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780062070210
Release Date: 2011-11-08
Genre: Humor

A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Why Unicorn Drinks

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780062227140
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Genre: Humor

Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.

Why Cat Why

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Theo Lorenz
ISBN: 0997573848
Release Date: 2017-11-16

Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 1492647217
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre: Games

Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Mer World Problems

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN: 1492647225
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre: Art

Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Author: Aye Jay Morano
Publisher: Last Gasp
ISBN: 0867196041
Release Date: 2004
Genre: Music

The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of 'Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.

The Robot s Guide to Love

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN: 0997573813
Release Date: 2016-05-14

Robot friends! Did your sentience come with a longing for love? Do love interests run from your laser eyes? Does your programming lack a flirtation protocol? Then you are holding the right coloring book! The Robot's Guide to Love features 22 pages of romantic advice sure to help any robot find a human, robot, or toaster to love.

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Author: M. T. Lott
ISBN: 1539486125
Release Date: 2016-10-13

Farting animals are funny! This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it! Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. Enjoy!

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

Author: Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 1463786832
Release Date: 2011-08-01
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.

The Apocalypse Coloring Book

Author: Ted Rechlin
Publisher: Racehorse Publishing
ISBN: 1944686908
Release Date: 2017-04-04
Genre: Games

We’re all just infinitesimal specks on a rock hurling through a giant black hole. We all know it. Whether we’re consumed by an enormous tidal wave, bombarded with falling meteors, or ravaged by a new incurable disease, the end is near. So the penultimate question is: Would you rather a) drink alone in your room and brood or b) color? Well, good news. Now, with this adult coloring book, you can do both! Artist Ted Rechlin offers forty-eight apocalyptic scenarios for you to color, question your mortality, and come to terms with your insignificance! Awesome! Scenes vary from a gorgeous shot of the NASA space station being sucked into a black hole to an elegant portrayal of the next Ice Age, where you’ll find old Al Gore freezing in the background holding a sign that says "Told you so.” Also included are beautiful depictions of zombie uprisings, picturesque plagues ravaging the human race, aesthetically pleasing aliens invading planet Earth, and much more! To add some irony, each illustration is accompanied by an optimistic quote: envision "'Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.’ --Lord Byron” as tornadoes tear through cities around it. Or what if it’s all a dream and we’re just brains in vats? What if nothing’s tangible and the world around us is all just perception? What if all that you love doesn’t exist and is only simulated? It doesn’t mean you can’t color! So embrace your inner nihilist, and the reality that you might not be sticking around too much longer. Pick up your colored pencils and The Apocalypse Coloring Book. You’re going to need a way to cope when things start to go downhill.

Cats Are Jerks

Author: Kerri Wood Thomson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1539757897
Release Date: 2016-10-25

Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away.Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks: -Color and tape a drawing above your cat's food dish. -Plaster your cat-loving coworker's cubicle with your art work. -Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed. -Leave random colored cat pages in public places. -Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.

The 1990s Coloring Book

Author: James Grange
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 9781612432243
Release Date: 2013-10-22
Genre: Humor

RELIVE THE GREATEST DECADE EVER! These coloring pages feature the off-the-hook movies, dope TV shows, all-that music, and rad fashions that made the 1990s the best. So grab your scented markers or neon crayons and add your own flair to these flashes from the past. Packed with mad-fly drawings and awesome trivia about every aspect of that epic decade, The 1990s Coloring Book is da bomb-diggity. Word to your mother. No endorsement or sponsorship by or affiliation with any persons, products or other copyright and trademark holders mentioned or pictured on the front and/or back cover is claimed or suggested.

The Hipster Coloring Book

Author: Charlotte Farmer
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN: 145491744X
Release Date: 2015-10-06
Genre: Art

Everyone knows what a hipster is—or do we? Here's a proper introduction, with arty fun for hipster friends and frenemies. From the coffee shop to the indie film screening, from the contents of their vintage bags to their cool tattoos, this engagingly satirical collection uncovers the entire hipster milieu. It's the book every hip person will pretend not to want—but will secretly covet.