From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids! In hardcover for the first time, Rob Elliot brings together two timeless joke books full of hilarious hits that will never go out of style. Packed full of side-splitters, tongue-twisters, knee-slappers, and even games and puzzles, you’ll want to keep this on hand for the whole family, the whole year round! Q: How do pandas fight? A: With their bear hands! Q: What kind of people travel a lot? A: Romans!
Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Joke Book for Kids by Jenny Kellett Looking for the best Knock Knock Jokes?!Whether you're a kid at heart or want to introduce your own kids to the wonderful world of knock knock jokes, this book will give you hours of laugh-out-loud moments! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: The HUGE Knock Knock Joke Book is the latest book from best-selling children's author and Queen of funny jokes, Jenny Kellett. Inside, you'll find over 100 of the best knock knock jokes for kids, so you'll always have a new one at-hand for those moments when you need a good chuckle. All knock knock jokes are 100% kid-friendly so you can feel comfortable having them read this book on a long car journey or any other time you want to keep them amused. No doubt they'll join you in on the fun of knock knock jokes too! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids sample: Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? You're right! ---------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. --------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! --------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? No, cows go MOO! and many, many more! Love knock knock jokes? You'll love Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Scroll up and click 'Buy Now' for immediate laughs! Bought it and loved it? Check out some of our other joke books for kids: - The Ridiculously HUGE book of Jokes for Kids- 1,000+ yo mama, knock knock, and more jokes for kids - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book - Even Yo Mamma Will be Laughing - The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book - The Ultimate One Liner Joke Book - The Huge Book of Funny Jokes for Kids Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes,
Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat? A: A Tooth Ferry. Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for any child.
From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more. Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together! How does a monster like his coffee? With scream and sugar!
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships! This is the ultimate collection of the very best jokes and riddles! Your child will have hours of fun and laughter reading and sharing these jokes, and joke books are a great way to get kids reading!250 Laugh-Out-Loud Clean Jokes for Kids will amuse and entertain kids of all ages!
Jokes for KidsJokes for Kids: The MEGA Laugh-out-Loud Joke Book for Kids is the latest joke book for kids from best-selling author, Jenny Kellett. Featuring over 500 of the best chuckle-worthy jokes suitable for kids of all ages, The MEGA Laugh-out-Loud Joke Book for Kids is the perfect companion for long car journeys or lazy nights in, when sometimes you just need a good laugh! You'll hear hilarious jokes that you'll remember from your own childhood as well as hundreds more! Joke books are the perfect way to lighten the mood and you'll enjoy hearing your kids recite these jokes for years to come. Written in an easy-to-read format and with cute illustrations, this popular joke book for kids will have your children giggling all day long! Jokes for Kids Sample Where are chicks born? In Chick-cago! ---------------- Why were the orange and the apple all alone? Because the banana split. ---------------- Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself! ---------------- Why did the witches call off the baseball game? They couldn't find the bats. ---------------- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily. ---------------- What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost! ---------------- What years do kangaroos like best? Leap years! ---------------- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence! ---------------- Why is it so hot after a baseball game? Because all the fans have gone home. ---------------- Where do cows go on their holidays? To BerMOOda! ---------------- Why was the ghost a cheerleader? Because she liked to show off her school spirit. And hundreds more... So if you're looking for the ultimate joke book for kids, look no further than Jokes for Kids: The MEGA Laugh-out-Loud Joke Book for Kids. It makes the perfect Christmas gift that the whole family can enjoy! If you're ready to laugh all day long, scroll up and buy now!
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.
The first-ever Christmas collection from the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids is finally here with hundreds of holiday- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? Because they’re shellfish!
These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada? The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon? The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter? One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival? Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!
Author: Little Brainiac Little Brainiac Books
Release Date: 2017-10-30
The Ultimate Joke Book for Kids That Doubles as a Coloring Book! The Silly Jokes for Kids Coloring Book is the loaded with gut-busting jokes and riddles + adorable illustrations that your child can color. These illustrations provide a fun activity and visual aid to keep your little one engaged and excited. Your little one is sure to be in awe and will soon be sharing these silly jokes with friends and family! What's Inside 2 coloring test pages 100+ silly jokes for kids Pictures to color with EVERY fact Hours of fun for the whole family This adorable kid-friendly joke coloring book is filled with cute illustrations. Each silly joke doubles as a coloring page. Not only is this book tons of fun, but it is packed with educational benefits. This workbook will help your young one practice reading comprehension and item recognition. They will refine their motor skills and dexterity while being engaged in this fun learning fact book for kids. Scroll up and order now! Great gift for toddlers, preschoolers and teens.
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by silly line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.