From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids! In hardcover for the first time, Rob Elliot brings together two timeless joke books full of hilarious hits that will never go out of style. Packed full of side-splitters, tongue-twisters, knee-slappers, and even games and puzzles, you’ll want to keep this on hand for the whole family, the whole year round! Q: How do pandas fight? A: With their bear hands! Q: What kind of people travel a lot? A: Romans!
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.
Author: Joke Books for Kids
Publisher: Joke Books for Kids
Release Date: 2018-05-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!
All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.
Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Joke Book for Kids by Jenny Kellett Looking for the best Knock Knock Jokes?!Whether you're a kid at heart or want to introduce your own kids to the wonderful world of knock knock jokes, this book will give you hours of laugh-out-loud moments! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: The HUGE Knock Knock Joke Book is the latest book from best-selling children's author and Queen of funny jokes, Jenny Kellett. Inside, you'll find over 100 of the best knock knock jokes for kids, so you'll always have a new one at-hand for those moments when you need a good chuckle. All knock knock jokes are 100% kid-friendly so you can feel comfortable having them read this book on a long car journey or any other time you want to keep them amused. No doubt they'll join you in on the fun of knock knock jokes too! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids sample: Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? You're right! ---------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. --------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! --------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? No, cows go MOO! and many, many more! Love knock knock jokes? You'll love Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Scroll up and click 'Buy Now' for immediate laughs! Bought it and loved it? Check out some of our other joke books for kids: - The Ridiculously HUGE book of Jokes for Kids- 1,000+ yo mama, knock knock, and more jokes for kids - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book - Even Yo Mamma Will be Laughing - The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book - The Ultimate One Liner Joke Book - The Huge Book of Funny Jokes for Kids Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes,
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of brand-new jokes for every occasion and every member of the family! Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don’t stop coming in Rob Elliott’s newest collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old. Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It’s gonna be cheesy!
From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids! In this 2-in-1 edition, Rob Elliot combines two classic holiday joke collections to keep you rolling with laughter from Halloween right through to the New Year. These jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns—now for the first time in hardcover—are guaranteed to delight the whole family. The holiday season has never been funnier! Q: How does a monster like his coffee? A: With scream and sugar! Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish!
Get your sh*ts and giggles from this hilarious all-in-one joke, trivia, and riddle collection! A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you’re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have “loo lit” book on the market.
These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada? The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon? The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter? One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival? Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!
Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.
"This sidesplitting humor collection features 365 uproarious knock-knock jokes--with tons of funny cartoons to complement the jokes. Kids will love amusing themselves--and friends and family--with this hilarious knock-knock collection"--Provided by publisher.
Author: Eric Zweig
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Release Date: 2015-09
Three volumes of Hockey Trivia for Kids are now in one "rock 'em, sock 'em" bind-up! Become a hockey trivia superstar with The Ultimate Book of Hockey Trivia for Kids. Did you know that the Sutter family out of Alberta boasts SIX hockey stars? Or that "Hockey Night in Canada's" three stars of the game was a tradition started by an oil company? Go beyond player stats and team records and find out about the cool details only die-hard hockey fans know. It's Crazy Canadian Trivia meets Hockey Superstars with a full third of the book devoted to our beloved Stanley Cup, and lots of photos and illustrations throughout.