From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids! In hardcover for the first time, Rob Elliot brings together two timeless joke books full of hilarious hits that will never go out of style. Packed full of side-splitters, tongue-twisters, knee-slappers, and even games and puzzles, you’ll want to keep this on hand for the whole family, the whole year round! Q: How do pandas fight? A: With their bear hands! Q: What kind of people travel a lot? A: Romans!
Author: Joke Books for Kids
Publisher: Joke Books for Kids
Release Date: 2018-05-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!
Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Joke Book for Kids by Jenny Kellett Looking for the best Knock Knock Jokes?!Whether you're a kid at heart or want to introduce your own kids to the wonderful world of knock knock jokes, this book will give you hours of laugh-out-loud moments! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: The HUGE Knock Knock Joke Book is the latest book from best-selling children's author and Queen of funny jokes, Jenny Kellett. Inside, you'll find over 100 of the best knock knock jokes for kids, so you'll always have a new one at-hand for those moments when you need a good chuckle. All knock knock jokes are 100% kid-friendly so you can feel comfortable having them read this book on a long car journey or any other time you want to keep them amused. No doubt they'll join you in on the fun of knock knock jokes too! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids sample: Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? You're right! ---------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. --------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! --------------------- Knock knock Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? No, cows go MOO! and many, many more! Love knock knock jokes? You'll love Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Scroll up and click 'Buy Now' for immediate laughs! Bought it and loved it? Check out some of our other joke books for kids: - The Ridiculously HUGE book of Jokes for Kids- 1,000+ yo mama, knock knock, and more jokes for kids - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book - Even Yo Mamma Will be Laughing - The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book - The Ultimate One Liner Joke Book - The Huge Book of Funny Jokes for Kids Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes,
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.
The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! is the biggest, funniest, laugh-out-loudest joke book on the planet! Crack open this book to have everyone you know in stitches. Be ready for anything with jokes, puns, and riddles from a range of categories: celebrities, gadgets, video games, the classroom, zombies, and a bunch more! Complete with tons of awesome illustrations! - 2,001 unbeatable modern jokes - 400 showstopping illustrations - Have your friends rolling on the ground in no time! - Knock-knock jokes, puns, riddles, one-liners, and more! The hilarious one-liners, wisecracks, and gags will keep the shenanigans going for you, your friends, and anyone with a funny bone. With more than 2,000 kid-friendly side-splitters--from knock-knock jokes, to riddles and puns, to some of the silliest gut-busters ever--this book is more than a gigantic collection of wisecracks, it's a must-have for any jokester!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by silly line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.
All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.
The first-ever Christmas collection from the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids is finally here with hundreds of holiday- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? Because they’re shellfish!
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.
These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada? The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon? The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter? One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival? Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!
Jokes for KidsJokes for Kids: The MEGA Laugh-out-Loud Joke Book for Kids is the latest joke book for kids from best-selling author, Jenny Kellett. Featuring over 500 of the best chuckle-worthy jokes suitable for kids of all ages, The MEGA Laugh-out-Loud Joke Book for Kids is the perfect companion for long car journeys or lazy nights in, when sometimes you just need a good laugh! You'll hear hilarious jokes that you'll remember from your own childhood as well as hundreds more! Joke books are the perfect way to lighten the mood and you'll enjoy hearing your kids recite these jokes for years to come. Written in an easy-to-read format and with cute illustrations, this popular joke book for kids will have your children giggling all day long! Jokes for Kids Sample Where are chicks born? In Chick-cago! ---------------- Why were the orange and the apple all alone? Because the banana split. ---------------- Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself! ---------------- Why did the witches call off the baseball game? They couldn't find the bats. ---------------- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily. ---------------- What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost! ---------------- What years do kangaroos like best? Leap years! ---------------- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence! ---------------- Why is it so hot after a baseball game? Because all the fans have gone home. ---------------- Where do cows go on their holidays? To BerMOOda! ---------------- Why was the ghost a cheerleader? Because she liked to show off her school spirit. And hundreds more... So if you're looking for the ultimate joke book for kids, look no further than Jokes for Kids: The MEGA Laugh-out-Loud Joke Book for Kids. It makes the perfect Christmas gift that the whole family can enjoy! If you're ready to laugh all day long, scroll up and buy now!
Author: Eric Zweig
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Release Date: 2015-09
Three volumes of Hockey Trivia for Kids are now in one "rock 'em, sock 'em" bind-up! Become a hockey trivia superstar with The Ultimate Book of Hockey Trivia for Kids. Did you know that the Sutter family out of Alberta boasts SIX hockey stars? Or that "Hockey Night in Canada's" three stars of the game was a tradition started by an oil company? Go beyond player stats and team records and find out about the cool details only die-hard hockey fans know. It's Crazy Canadian Trivia meets Hockey Superstars with a full third of the book devoted to our beloved Stanley Cup, and lots of photos and illustrations throughout.
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Release Date: 2015-07-10
Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes for kids Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Knock knock jokes, dialogue jokes, animal jokes, and MORE! From this Funny Joke Book... I saw a man deposit a clock into the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time! HAHA! I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in? LOL! If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke. Why? The ice will crack up! HAHA! Q: How do dolphins send messages? A: By sea-mail! LOL! Q: Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away! HAHA! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Geno! Geno who? Geno any good jokes? Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!