Go F ck Yourself Cian

Author: Cian Twomey
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Ltd.
ISBN: 9781911274971
Release Date: 2017-10-05
Genre: Humor

Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'

Unfuck Yourself

Author: Gary John Bishop
Publisher: L.E.O Verlag
ISBN: 9783957361134
Release Date: 2018-03-23
Genre: Self-Help

Wer feststeckt oder an sich zweifelt, wem die Inspiration fehlt oder der Mut – der braucht Gary John Bishop. Doch Vorsicht: Wer sich auf ihn einlässt, dem werden die Ausreden ausgehen! Denn er macht ohne Umschweife klar, dass weder die anderen noch die Umstände unseren Zielen im Wege stehen, sondern dass wir uns selbst mit unserer Negativität sabotieren. Sein brillantes Manifest birgt die wirksamsten Techniken zur Selbstentwicklung, die uns heute zur Verfügung stehen. Ob es um den Beruf, die Liebe oder Finanzen geht, "Unfuck Yourself" gibt den ermutigenden und dringend benötigten Tritt in den Hintern – klar, schnörkellos, genial.

Die subtile Kunst des darauf Schei ens

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: MVG Verlag
ISBN: 9783961210596
Release Date: 2017-05-08
Genre: Self-Help

Scheiß auf positives Denken sagt Mark Manson. Die ungeschönte Perspektive ist ihm lieber. Wenn etwas scheiße ist, dann ist es das eben. Und wenn man etwas nicht kann, dann sollte man dazu stehen. Nicht jeder kann in allem außergewöhnlich sein und das ist gut so. Wenn man seine Grenzen akzeptiert, findet man die Stärke, die man braucht. Denn es gibt so viele Dinge, auf die man im Gegenzug scheißen kann. Man muss nur herausfinden, welche das sind und wie man sie sich richtig am Arsch vorbeigehen lässt. So kann man sich dann auf die eigenen Stärken und die wichtigen Dinge besinnen und hat mehr Zeit, sein Potential gänzlich auszuschöpfen. Die subtile Kunst des darauf Scheißens verbindet unterhaltsame Geschichten und schonungslosen Humor mit hilfreichen Tipps für ein entspannteres und besseres Leben. Damit man seine Energie für sinnvolleres verwendet als für Dinge, die einem egal sein können.

The Road Home

Author: Ethan Nichtern
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9781473503267
Release Date: 2015-04-23
Genre: Religion

'An invitation to a sane life' Jack Kornfield Do you feel at home? Are you comfortable in your own skin? Do you have a sense of belonging? In this book, senior Buddhist teacher Ethan Nichtern addresses these questions and guides us on the path we all take to find out who we really are and where we really belong. Feeling truly at home, he believes, comes not from our physical location but the ability to belong in the present moment, without worrying about yesterday's regrets or tomorrow's to-do list. Nichtern provides the tools needed to reach this awakening. Once we feel relaxed and comfortable in our own skin, our lives improve. We become less anxious, uncertain and stressed about the future; we become more able to listen, to be compassionate and engage in meaningful relationships and activities. We can all achieve this, if only we can feel at home with ourselves and others. This book is not about navel-gazing or escapism, instead it is a map to use in everyday life - one that ultimately leads you home.

I m Not Always a Dick Just Kidding Go Fck Yourself

Author: Swear Journals
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1540684431
Release Date: 2016-11-28
Genre:

Are you bored? Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts and things you have to get done? Or are you looking for that perfect, humorous gift for that special someone? This is a blank, UNLINED journal. 6x9. Convenient, perfect size to take anywhere! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift and so much more, all at a very affordable price. This journal also makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. Maybe they curse a little bit, or just like to use the word fuck a lot. It will surely get a laugh, and you will not be able to find a journal like this in stores. There are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more.

Shut Up Twatwaffle

Author: Ricky Dickman
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1548667536
Release Date: 2017-07-07
Genre:

Turn your stress into success with the Twatwaffle: go fck yourself coloring book. Face it. Life isn't exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist. But life doesn't have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. This is exactly why we created this offensive badass and totally inappropriate coloring book. This expanded edition features 70 inspiring pages to color!

Verdammte Schei e schlaf ein

Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Dumont Buchverlag
ISBN: 9783832185893
Release Date: 2011-08-18
Genre: Humor

Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck

Go Fuck I Mean Find Yourself

Author: Glenn Lutz
Publisher:
ISBN: 1973289164
Release Date: 2017-11-13
Genre:

Go Fuck, I Mean, Find Yourself. is a book of positive notes, reminders, affirmations and suggestions that promote peace, love, health, wealth, wisdom and knowledge to spiritual seekers, specifically millenials, in a language that resonates with the culture. The title Go Fuck, I Mean, Find Yourself. stems from my personal battle with depression. So often, I spoke negatively to myself. When I stepped back and took a look at my internal dialogue, I found that not only was it unproductive, it was damaging. I realized that my negative perception of myself was a figurative "Go fuck yourself" and so I decided it was time to write a new chapter in my life. After years of drug addiction, trouble with the law, failed suicide attempts, anxiety, self-doubt, obesity, low self-esteem, a divorce, and a dependency on cigarettes, alcohol and sex, I hit rock bottom. I made the choice to change, and began speaking into existence the life I envisioned. Three years later, I had lost 100lbs, quit smoking and drinking, and began embarking on a new spiritual journey. This book is a challenge to others to make the same choice. Everyday is a new day; an opportunity to be in the moment and to be the best versions of ourselves. I believe we are all powerful beings with a purpose, and that we all have the power to change and grow. Reading any page of this book will assist in creating the universe you wish to inhabit.

Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia

Author: Rob Brezsny
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
ISBN: 9781556438189
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit

"Revised and updated edition of this inspiring book presents the philosophy that the universe is fundamentally friendly and that life gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it and includes significant updates to the first edition"--Provided by publisher.

Not Sorry

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Ullstein eBooks
ISBN: 9783843714518
Release Date: 2016-08-12
Genre: Self-Help

Sind Sie gestresst und überarbeitet? Sind Sie enttäuscht vom Leben? Haben Sie es satt, allen zu gefallen, statt an sich selbst zu denken? Dann gilt auch für Sie: Sorry, but not sorry. Hören Sie auf, sich zu entschuldigen. Vergessen Sie die Meinung der anderen. Machen Sie sich frei von ungeliebten Verpflichtungen, Scham und Schuld. Beschäftigen Sie sich lieber mit Leuten und Dingen, die Sie glücklich machen. Sarah Knights Methoden helfen Ihnen dabei, sich von Unwichtigem zu trennen und das Leben zu genießen.

When Empires Crumble

Author: Murth Hogan
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 9781504935784
Release Date: 2015-01-29
Genre: Fiction

When Empires Crumble is an environmental based crime thriller.The story is told in two parts, one a fantasy world in ancient times. The second part happens in a modern day setting of big business and, it’s disregard for the protection of planet earth the home of humanity and every living thing. In the empire of The Great Lord, death and destruction are the order of the day. Nothing is sacred to this man. Everything, man, woman, child and the magnificient beast’s that roam the great forest of his kingdom belong to him. He abuses the power he has over all things, until one day he is challenged by a woman who enters his kingdom in a strange and, very mysterious way. Her mission is to show him the error of his ways and, create a change in his attitude, to guard and protect that which surrounds him. Will he listen to her, and reform his ways, or will his hunger and lust for power seal his fate and, bring an end to his reign of terror. Blake and Jessica are the son and daughter of two of the directors of a major business empire. They have a huge interest in all things concerning, the environment. At times there is much conflict in both families because, of the actions, of a third director of The Corporation. This man has no qualms about, bending the rules or, breaking the law if it means he can increase the profit margins. His illegal actions cause a major environmental disaster which, in time, threatens all their lives.

If You Can t Say Anything Nice

Author: L.B. Epstein
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN: 9780806535852
Release Date: 2006-04-01
Genre: Reference

You don’t have to be Jewish to get back at the shmendriks* of the world Yiddish. It’s the most colorful language in the history of mankind. What other language gives you a whole dictionary of ways to tell someone to drop dead? That schmuck who got promoted over you? Meigulgl zol er vern in a henglaykhter, by tog zol er hengen, un by nakht zol er brenen. (He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.) That soccer mom kibitzing on her cell phone and tying up traffic? Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit keyn kinder. (She should have stones and not children.) If You Can’t Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish is the perfect glossary of Yiddish insults and curses, from the short and sweet to the whole megillah (Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter: He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death.) Complete with hundreds of the most creative insults for the putzes** and kvetchers *** of the world, this is an indispensable guide for Jews and Gentiles alike. When it comes to cursing someone who sorely needs it, may you never be at a loss for words again. *Idiots **More idiots ***Complainer; a pain in the tuchas**** **** One’s rear end

The Portable Henry Rollins

Author: Henry Rollins
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0307568091
Release Date: 2009-10-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography

Henry Rollins is an artist whose legendary, no-holds-barred performances encompasses music, acting, and written and spoken word. As Details magazine said when it named Rollins the 1994 Man of the Year: "through two decades of rage and discipline, Henry Rollins has transformed himself from an L.A. punk rocker into a universal soldier. His enemies: slackers and hypocrites. His mission: to steel your soul and rock your world." Rollins was frontman for the seminal punk band Black Flag, and since 1987 has led the Rollins Band, whose ninth album, Come In and Burn, was just released by DreamWorks. As a spoken-word artist, he regularly performs at colleges and theaters worldwide and has released eight spoken-word audiotapes. His album Get in the Van won the Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album for 1995. As an actor, he has appeared in The Chase, Johnny Mnemonic, Heat, and David Lynch's forthcoming film, Lost Highway. From his days as front man for the band Black Flag and the current Rollins Band to his books and spoken-word audiotapes, Henry Rollins is the music, the attitude, and the voice that takes no prisoners. In his twelve books, he has led us on a hallucinatory journey through the decades--and his mind--with poems, essays, short stories, diary entries, and rants that exist at "the frayed edges where reality ends and imagination begins" (Publishers Weekly). For the first time, the best of his legendary, no-holds-barred writings are available. This collection includes new photos and works from such seminal Rollins books as: High Adventure in the Great Outdoors Art to Choke Hearts Bang! Black Coffee Blues Get in the Van Do I Come Here Often? Solipsist Plus never before released stories and more... From the Trade Paperback edition.

Steal the Moon

Author: Lexi Blake
Publisher: DLZ Entertainment LLC
ISBN: 9781937608248
Release Date: 2014-01-21
Genre: Fiction

When an ancient artifact enslaves every werewolf on earth, humanity’s only hope is a thief… Zoey Donovan should be happy. Her love life couldn’t be better, her demonic nemesis is on the run, business is booming, and no one has tried to kill her in seven whole months. But without her best friend to share it with, it all seems a little hollow. Neil, her fabulous furry wingman, is missing and two grumpy werewolf bodyguards have taken his place. Undaunted by her humorless babysitters, she intends to track Neil down even if it means risking her newfound romantic bliss. But someone else has plans for Zoey, and they don’t intend to play nice. Lucas Halfer is desperate for revenge, and he knows just how to get it. An ancient Roman legend tells of an artifact that will grant its possessor the power to control all wolves. No one, including Daniel and Dev, believes the Strong Arm of Remus is real but Zoey thinks Halfer might have already located it. With every werewolf pack in North America gathering in Colorado, the demon could enslave an unstoppable army. To save the day, and possibly the world, Zoey will have to find a way to steal the Strong Arm of Remus from one of the most powerful demons in existence. Then again, impossible is kind of her specialty. A Thieves Novel by Lexi Blake