Go F ck I Mean Find Yourself

Author: Glenn Lutz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781507208601
Release Date: 2018-09-04
Genre: Self-Help

Pocket-sized positive affirmations—with a fun and edgy twist! Every day is a new day; an opportunity to be in the moment and to be the best versions of ourselves. We are all powerful beings with a purpose, and we all have the power to change and grow. Go F*ck, I Mean, Find Yourself. gives you the push you need to build the universe you wish to inhabit and become the person you want to be. Let this book be your new daily motivation tool, with its optimistic notes, reminders, affirmations, and suggestions that promote peace, love, health, wealth, wisdom, and knowledge. Additionally, Go F*ck, I Mean, Find Yourself. also serves as a journal, with spaces for you to reflect on your own journey, as well as opportunities to bring friends together in unifying collaboration. A perfect gift or a conversation-starter, this strikingly designed book challenges you to always choose positivity—are you ready?

I m Not Always a Dick Just Kidding Go Fck Yourself

Author: Swear Journals
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1540684431
Release Date: 2016-11-28
Genre:

Are you bored? Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts and things you have to get done? Or are you looking for that perfect, humorous gift for that special someone? This is a blank, UNLINED journal. 6x9. Convenient, perfect size to take anywhere! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift and so much more, all at a very affordable price. This journal also makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. Maybe they curse a little bit, or just like to use the word fuck a lot. It will surely get a laugh, and you will not be able to find a journal like this in stores. There are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more.

Go the F k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 9781453224748
Release Date: 2011-06-14
Genre: Humor

A laugh-out-loud, adults-only bedtime story for parents familiar with the age-old struggle of putting their kids to bed “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Shut Up Twatwaffle

Author: Ricky Dickman
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1548667536
Release Date: 2017-07-07
Genre:

Turn your stress into success with the Twatwaffle: go fck yourself coloring book. Face it. Life isn't exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist. But life doesn't have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. This is exactly why we created this offensive badass and totally inappropriate coloring book. This expanded edition features 70 inspiring pages to color!

Go F ck Yourself Cian

Author: Cian Twomey
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Ltd.
ISBN: 9781911274971
Release Date: 2017-10-05
Genre: Humor

Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'

Go Fuck Yourself

Author: Ij Publishing Llc
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1540583104
Release Date: 2016-11-23
Genre:

A notebook is everything you want. A Diary, Day Planner, School Notebook, Organizer, a place to doodle and more. Put simply, a notebook is the tool you need. 144 Pages, Lined on both sides White Paper, Non-Refillable Paperback, 8 1/2" x 11" Undated, Unnumbered

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 9780062457738
Release Date: 2016-09-13
Genre: Self-Help

#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 1 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Unfu k Yourself

Author: Gary John Bishop
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 9780062803870
Release Date: 2017-08-01
Genre: Self-Help

Joining the ranks of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, You Are a Badas*, and F*ck Feelings comes this refreshing, BS-free, self-empowerment guide that offers an honest, no-nonsense, tough-love approach to help you move past self-imposed limitations. Are you tired of feeling fu*ked up? If you are, Gary John Bishop has the answer. In this straightforward handbook, he gives you the tools and advice you need to demolish the slag weighing you down and become the truly unfu*ked version of yourself. ''Wake up to the miracle you are,'' he directs. ''Here's what you've forgotten: You're a fu*king miracle of being.'' It isn't other people that are standing in your way, it isn't even your circumstances that are blocking your ability to thrive, it's yourself and the negative self-talk you keep telling yourself. In Unfu*k Yourself, Bishop leads you through a series of seven assertions: I am willing. I am wired to win. I got this. I embrace the uncertainty. I am not my thoughts; I am what I do. I am relentless. I expect nothing and accept everything. Lead the life you were meant to have—Unfu*k Yourself.

The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F ck

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 9780316270731
Release Date: 2015-12-29
Genre: Humor

THE "GENIUS" (Cosmopolitan) NATIONAL BESTSELLER ON THE ART OF CARING LESS AND GETTING MORE--FROM THE AUTHOR OF GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER AND YOU DO YOU Are you stressed out, overbooked, and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? It's time to stop giving a f*ck. This brilliant, hilarious, and practical parody of Marie Kondo's bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt--and give your f*cks instead to people and things that make you happy. The easy-to-use, two-step NotSorry Method for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f*ck about: Family drama Having a "bikini body" Iceland Co-workers' opinions, pets, and children And other bullsh*t! And it will free you to spend your time, energy, and money on the things that really matter. So what are you waiting for? Stop giving a f*ck and start living your best life today!

F ck Feelings

Author: Michael Bennett, MD
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781476789996
Release Date: 2015-09
Genre: Psychology

The only self-help book you'll ever need, from a psychiatrist and his comedy writer daughter, who will help you put aside your unrealistic wishes, stop trying to change things you can't change, and do the best with what you can control—the first steps to managing all of life's impossible problems. Need to stop screwing up? Feel like you're under a loser's curse? Work with an ass? Want to clear your name or get justice, rescue an addicted person, get closure after childhood abuse, get a lover to commit, not ruin your kid? Although other self-help books claim to reveal the path to happiness, F*ck Feelings warns that convincing yourself that there is such a path will actually lead you to feel like a true failure. What the Bennetts can promise you is that you can manage any situation life throws at you if you can keep your sense of humor, bend your wishes to fit reality, restrain your feelings, manage bad behavior, and do what you think is right. Life is hard. It's not fair. Our feelings cloud our rationality, and we become tangled in our efforts to achieve the impossible or change the unchangeable. In this groundbreaking, entirely sensible, and funny book, the Bennetts open the shrinks' secret solution manual and show you how to find a new kind of freedom by working toward realistic goals and doing the best with what you can control. They address the most common problems Dr. Bennett's patients bring to his private practice—problems with family, love, work, self-esteem, garden variety assholes, and more—and give you a script for going forward. With no-bullshit advice from a Harvard-educated shrink freed of all jargon and patronization by his smart-ass, comedy writer daughter,F*ck Feelings is the cut-to-the-chase therapy session you've been looking for.

Go F ck Yourself Cian

Author: Cian Twomey
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Ltd.
ISBN: 9781911274971
Release Date: 2017-10-05
Genre: Humor

Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'

Go Fuck Yourself

Author: Steve Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1545452229
Release Date: 2017-04-24
Genre:

80% OFF! Available for 24.99 $4.99! On Special Sale For 7 Days. Color Away Your Stress For Grown Ups Who Like Swear Words Coloring! Does your annoying co-worker never shut up? Did that asshole break up with you again? Are you looking for a unique novelty gift for your best friend? If your answer to any of the questions is YES, then this book is for you! NEW 30 Unique Designs on Black Paper! Sometimes Life Sucks and one feels like Kicking some ass. This is exactly why I created Go Fuck Yourself Swear Word Coloring Book. To help you, release your anger, color away your stress and take control of your life. ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features Go Fuck Yourself features relieving and relaxing swear words to color. Each page in this coloring book is beautifully designed with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and patterns to reset when those ass-hats ruin your day. 30 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Each Swear Word Is Printed on a Separate Sheet of Black Paper Variety of Designs for Diverse Skill Levels Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Amazing Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! A Stress-Relieving Sweary Words Coloring Book Cuntcake Dickhead Fart Professor Go Fuck Yourself Lame Dick No Bitch What The Fuck Dickweed Bullshit Asshole Damn Fuckity Fuck You Dog Sucker Fucknugget Piss Off Bullocks No Bitch Go To Hell Holy Cow Fuck It Shit Magnet Screw You Get Lost Moron Knobhead Fuck Monday Badass Yuck Fou Wingnut So what are you waiting for ? Buy This Sweary Coloring Book Now and.... Dive into 30 intricate designs with wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes Swear Words laid over therapeutic designs. Don't hesitate, pick up your copy NOW by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page! ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** --------------------------------------------------------------- Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Release Your Anger by James Alexander TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Adult Coloring Books

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Tip Top Education
ISBN: 1940282861
Release Date: 2016-06-23
Genre: Games

Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

How to Be a Bad Bitch

Author: Amber Rose
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781501110146
Release Date: 2015-10-27
Genre: Self-Help

An edgy yet accessible “bad bitch” guide to life, love, and success from Amber Rose, renowned model, entrepreneur, and pop culture personality. Bad Bitch (n.): A self-respecting, strong female who has everything together. This consists of body, mind, finances, and attitude; a woman who gets her way by any means necessary. Amber Rose didn’t let her early years in the tough neighborhood of South Philly keep her from achieving her star-studded goals. From the sets of music videos, to high fashion runways and magazines, to life at home with her beautiful son, Amber doesn’t hesitate to command her personal stage with confidence, edge, attitude, and her own form of grace. For the first time, this renowned model, actress, socialite, pop culture maven, and self-proclaimed “bad bitch” is sharing her secrets on how to lead a powerful life in this edgy yet accessible guide to life, love, and success. With unparalleled candor, “Muva” pulls back the curtain on her rollercoaster of a journey from a young trailblazer to a worldwide phenomenon—and it’s this evolution that has influenced her intoxicating, authoritative outlook on life and love. Filled with expert advice and personal anecdotes, How to Be a Bad Bitch covers finances, career, love, beauty, and fashion while emphasizing confidence, positive self-acceptance, and authenticity. Above all, Amber delivers a message to all women in this fiercely fearless guide: work hard, love yourself, embrace your femininity and sexuality, and most importantly, chase the best vision of you possible.

Go Fuck I Mean Find Yourself

Author: Glenn Lutz
Publisher:
ISBN: 1973289164
Release Date: 2017-11-13
Genre:

Go Fuck, I Mean, Find Yourself. is a book of positive notes, reminders, affirmations and suggestions that promote peace, love, health, wealth, wisdom and knowledge to spiritual seekers, specifically millenials, in a language that resonates with the culture. The title Go Fuck, I Mean, Find Yourself. stems from my personal battle with depression. So often, I spoke negatively to myself. When I stepped back and took a look at my internal dialogue, I found that not only was it unproductive, it was damaging. I realized that my negative perception of myself was a figurative "Go fuck yourself" and so I decided it was time to write a new chapter in my life. After years of drug addiction, trouble with the law, failed suicide attempts, anxiety, self-doubt, obesity, low self-esteem, a divorce, and a dependency on cigarettes, alcohol and sex, I hit rock bottom. I made the choice to change, and began speaking into existence the life I envisioned. Three years later, I had lost 100lbs, quit smoking and drinking, and began embarking on a new spiritual journey. This book is a challenge to others to make the same choice. Everyday is a new day; an opportunity to be in the moment and to be the best versions of ourselves. I believe we are all powerful beings with a purpose, and that we all have the power to change and grow. Reading any page of this book will assist in creating the universe you wish to inhabit.