The PMS Coloring Book

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533365903
Release Date: 2016-05-26
Genre:

The PMS Coloring Book by Cynthia Van Edwards [MATURE CONTENT] This is a coloring book devoted to each and every woman on the planet earth who must, at some point, face the realities of P.M.S. For some it isn't a big deal, but for the other 99.96% of us... it hurts like a mother-f'er. So get out your pens, sharpies, markers, colored pencils, or lipstick and let's bring out those thoughts and feelings so that we don't murder those closest to us during that time of the month when Lucifer seems to we washing out our insides. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. This is the Midnight BLACK edition, which uses open Black backgrounds so that your colors literally pop off the page and you can walk around like a lazy eyes psycho and show people what you did last night when you weren't going batshit crazy! What you're left with are really unique and beautiful pieces of art. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience

Sweary Coloring Book

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1523928875
Release Date: 2016-02-07
Genre:

Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

The Art of Paper Cutting

Author: Henya Melichson
Publisher: Quarry Books
ISBN: 9781616735432
Release Date: 2011-02-09
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies

Papercutting is an ancient, elegant art that dates almost as far back as the creation of paper itself. In today’s multicultural world, papercutting embraces any number of themes, designs, and images. It is an all-inclusive art that requires few tools and minimal materials. All one needs is instruction and inspiration, both of which are found in good measure in The Art of Papercutting. The book includes more than 20 projects that feature a range of sizes, subject matters, and techniques. Every project features step-by-step photographs and numerous helpful hints.

Make Life Your Bitch a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533469504
Release Date: 2016-05-25
Genre:

Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

F ck Off I m Coloring

Author: Swearing N' Coloring
Publisher: Blurb
ISBN: 1367647606
Release Date: 2016-05-26
Genre: Photography

F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Everybody needs a time out, and one of the greatest ways to relax is coloring. Yes, coloring for adults is a wonderful and fulfilling pastime, but sometimes the world just won't give you a second to yourself. It just seems like you can't get the down time that you need. When that happens, it's time to flip everyone the bird and shout, F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Leave me the F*ck alone! If you can relate, then this is the coloring book for you! Get F$%$ing started today!*25 Swearing designs to color.*No bleed through because every coloring page is on a separate piece of paper.*Anti-stress management.*Owls, Flowers, and many unique patterns.*Swear words or dirty phrases on every coloring page!*Use your own coloring tools. Colored pencils, crayons or markers. What's Inside! And Uncensored!-F*ck F*ck F*ck Motherf*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck--Wh**e--Good F*cking Morning!--Chuckle F*cks--Thunderc*nt--Tw*t Waffle--Rock Out with Your C*ck Out!--A**wipe--Dipsh*t Motherf*cker--F*cking B*tch--F*ck Stick--A**hole--Pi** Off--Bullsh*t--Kiss My A*s--Who Gives A F*ck?--Sugart*ts--Give me a F*cking hug!-Pu**y Licker--D**kweed--Tw*tlips--F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!--Wanker--Douche Canoe--Clusterf*ck--Bonus F*ck Off! I'm Coloring title page--Bonus Coloring Intro Page--Bonus Front Cover coloring page- This coloring book is meant for adults or teens only.

Swearing Dogs Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults Sweary Coloring Book

Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530023696
Release Date: 2016-02-14
Genre:

Beware! This book is full of f*cked up Dogs! Not recommended for Children. Swearing Dogs is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring F*ckntastic Dogs! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny dogs. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: Clusterf*ck C*ck F*ck off Prick Attention Wh*re Bullsh*t F**ktard F*cked up beyond all repair *sshat Kiss my *ss F*ck diet C*ntface B*tch *ass D*uchebag W*nker Sh*tuation F*cking F*cker Sc*mbag Tw*t Waffle F*cking Love You All words are integrated with dogs illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out!

Strange Paradise a Collection of Swear Word Coloring Book Pages for Adults

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530372038
Release Date: 2016-03-08
Genre:

Strange Paradise: A Collection of Swear Word Coloring Book Pages for Adults. For fans of Adult coloring books! Get free printable coloring pages at www.swearwordcoloringbook.com! Over 35 original swear word coloring book designs Includes a variety of styles and design so it's not the same design throughout Get the latest swear word coloring book! In this cuss word coloring book you will find some of the most memorable designs and swear words. It's a 'strange paradise' when you take adult coloring and decide to mix in few swear words. Or, a lot.But, why not? Think about it. Have a bad day? Do you really think coloring mandalas or paisleys only is going to feel THAT much better? Sure, maybe a little. But throw in a good old fashioned 'F*ck,' color that son of a b*tch, and then tell me 'How do you feel?'Strange Paradise is jam packed with a variety of swear words and phrases for a variety of situations. In other words, we got you covered.Get in a fight with a significant other or family member Or, are you pissed at a co-worker and want to tell them to take a fucking hike? Whip out the crayons, colored pencils, or markers, because THAT page is ready for you.Did your 'mini me' miss the toilet while taking a poop? "I Need a F*cking Drink" just might be the swear word coloring book page you will want to color.Oh, and did someone try to talk sassy to you and you just weren't having it? "Shut your f*cking trap" may provide hours of relief.At any rate, you are bound to find a swear word, phrase, and design to suit you and your situation and needs.This swear word coloring book has over 35 original adult coloring book designs and more than 35 swear words. Each coloring book page is creatively designed by creative John T.John T started illustrating adult coloring books in 2015 and found a home in the swear word coloring book niche. He is very active in the Sweary Words Adult Coloring Worldwide Facebook Group. You can find more information about him and the books the swear word coloring books that he creates at: www.swearwordcoloringbook.com.

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Author: Oh No Oh No Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1523294973
Release Date: 2016-01-06
Genre:

30 Swear Words, foul names, and dirty words to color on creative background designs * Relax while you color words like F***, S***, W*****, D****BAG * Some designs are simple while others are detailed and wondrous and whatever * Had a hard day at the office? Broke up with your lover? Hate your family and wish they'd move to a developing country? This is the perfect book to help calm your eternal rage! * Perfect for your color pencils, pens, markers, tears, and crayons * Millions of adults are coloring pictures of animals and flowers and crap - but you're better than that. Why color in a stupid butterfly when you can spread some colorful joy all over words like **** and ****** ******?! * Buy one today and get started!

I Am Sick of This S t Swear and Relax 1

Author: Swear and Swear and Relax
Publisher:
ISBN: 1530049121
Release Date: 2016-02-15
Genre:

Swear and Relax Coloring Book for Adults Do you ever feel STRESSED? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Is that teacher just not making any sense? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR, and we have the ultimate solution... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Swear and Relax. Color designs featuring humorous and inappropriate swear words, each page full of flowers, mandalas, cats, dogs, or other cute animals, all while letting the steam out. After all, nothing goes better with the f-word than a mandala! Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book features: 24 original SWEAR AND RELAX designs Single-sided pages 8.5" x 11" book size Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. WARNING: This swear word coloring book contains ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 153777915X
Release Date: 2016-09-21
Genre:

Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

The Vulgar Offensive Very Adult Coloring Book

Author: Heather Land
Publisher:
ISBN: 1523714719
Release Date: 2016-01-27
Genre:

Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.

Memos to Shitty People

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530790611
Release Date: 2016-03-31
Genre:

A Stress-Relieving Hilarious Coloring Book * Do you have a terrible, incompetent neighbor? * Does your annoying coworker never shut up? * Do you have to deal with shitty people every day? * Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Memos to Shitty People, an adult coloring book. Color designs featuring humorous and delightfully vulgar phrases like "Seriously, Bitch?" and "Oh look... the fuck-up fairy has visited!". Each page is replete with cute innocent animals, hidden critters, beautiful flowers and foliage... color away while letting the steam out. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * More Than 30 Delightful Phrases to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Hidden Critters to Find Amongst the Leaves! * Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. TAGS: adult coloring books, adult coloring book, coloring books for grown-ups, coloring books for adults, coloring book for adults, adult coloring books swear words, adult coloring books best sellers, adult coloring books stress relieving patterns, adult coloring books for women, adult coloring books for men, adult coloring books animals, adult coloring books dogs, adult coloring books cats, adult coloring books flowers, leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander