Sarcasm Is a Dragon S Best Friend

Author: Stephanie Collins
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
ISBN: 9781490753317
Release Date: 2015-01-02
Genre: Fiction

My name is Gemini, and my life is a bloody mess. I almost kill my mother; my overbearing father exiles me out of the nest; one of my sisters wants to neuter me so stupidity doesnt breed; my dead grandmother wants me to complete stupid missions for her, and a witch thinks Im an arrogant and rude dragon, so she turns me human. Then I get captured by guards from a kingdom notorious for being cruel to males, and they make me their slave for three years. Their queen decides shes had enough of my sarcastic idiocy and sells me to a neighboring kingdom where I get stuck in a new dungeon: kinghood. Apparently I make enemies wherever I go. I have dragon slayers poaching in my kingdom and my armys commander desperately wanting to kill me so he could be king. All I want is to find a way to break my curse and get my scales back . . . and for my father to stop treating me like a hatchling. Is that too much to ask for?

Are You My Friend

Author: Dr. H. Lawrence Zillmer
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1462823254
Release Date: 2003-08-18
Genre: Religion

Christians of the Lie is a detective story. The corpus delicti is our current religious conditions: The disillusionment over religious institutions, the willingness to accept uncritically just about any religious doctrine, and the angst of modern man. Who did it? Thanks to current research we now know what Jesus taught. It is labeled Shepherd Theology. Thanks to research we know how the philosophy of Stoicism penetrated the early church and then distorted that churchs message down to our own time. Christians of the Lie ends in a vision of what could happen if Shepherd Theology were put into practice today.

Jesus Do You Want to Be My Friend

Author: Mark Restaino
Publisher:
ISBN: 107043566X
Release Date: 2019-05-31
Genre:

Give your children prayers that they can picture in their hearts and minds that will strengthen their relationship with God. This children's prayer book, written by youth minister, Mark Restaino, contains prayers in the form of questions and Bible verses as responses. The prayers and Bible verses are complimented with beautiful illustrations depicting Jesus as a little boy playing with Mary and Joseph. This is a perfect prayer book to read to your children before they go to bed. It will inspire them to reflect on their day and smile with a love for Jesus. Invest in a copy today and please share with your church community.

I Am God And so Are You My Friend

Author: Danny Rongo
Publisher: Balboa Press
ISBN: 9781982216139
Release Date: 2018-11-11
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit

I Am God (and So Are You, My Friend): A Common Man’s Guide to Oneness is a book that presents itself at an extremely urgent time for our race (the human race). As the walls of separation, hatred, and divisiveness become more apparent with each passing day, it becomes obvious that traditional methods for peace have not worked. Oneness is the state of being completely united with one and all. It is our inherent nature that our society has grown away from due to many things, but mainly our ego. The only way back to living in peace is through the unity that oneness represents. This book explains how our society got to this boiling point of separation through our own collective consciousness (yes, our world is in this shape from our own doing). And the only way to reverse that current collective consciousness is through oneness. This book not only proves how we are connected at our very core but it also gives examples of how understanding oneness changes your life immediately, which in turn effects our world collectively.

My Mother My Friend

Author: Mary Marcdante
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0743215974
Release Date: 2001-09-29
Genre: Family & Relationships

Every woman has things that she wants to talk about with her mother -- but can't. Big questions about health, aging and money, and even more personal issues about family secrets and Mom's relationship with Dad have made for extremely difficult conversations -- until now. In My Mother, My Friend, communications expert and beloved national speaker Mary Marcdante demonstrates simple strategies and time-tested techniques for breaking down the barriers. She shows step by step how to build a more loving and authentic relationship with your mother by looking at such issues as: Health and Sexuality Money Resolving Conflict Family Secrets Spirituality ...And more Drawing from her nationwide workshops as well as from personal experience, Mary Marcdante shows us that these conversations not only matter, but can also be deeply enriching.

My Friend Jesus Christ

Author: Lars Husum
Publisher: Granta Books
ISBN: 9781846273933
Release Date: 2011-07-07
Genre: Fiction

Having lost his parents at an early age, Niko has always looked to his older sister for protection. So when she starts wanting a life of her own, Niko tries everything he can think of to keep her attention, taking ever greater risks with his life and the lives of others until the day it ends in a tragedy. On returning to his flat after the grim event, Niko finds an uninvited biker sitting on his sofa. Big, bearded, and boldy asserting that he is Jesus, the biker gently but firmly advises Niko to clean up his act.And Niko does what he's told, with surprising consequences...

The Enter Level of Blue Nile Woman

Author: Hannah T. Basha
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 9781477132050
Release Date: 2012-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography

Is about me is when I'm full of silence, and no one else around me or is near me. My voice lack up and kept inside of me. All I want to hear was no one I settle in my secret place and thing of a secret dreams contented and alone inside of me, and I said no to other thoughts except the thoughts of my family. And I sometimes thought that the thoughts that are my own are wrong. When I am full of silence I do not care to play or to run and jumped and fuss about, the way I do all day and then the pictures of my family painted in my mind are all I wanted to see or need to see all day.

Diamonds Are Not Always a Girl S Best Friend

Author: Lema Long
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 9781477106570
Release Date: 2012-06-21
Genre: Fiction

When Brooklyn native Kennedy Owens moves to Orlando, Florida, her six best friends follow. The seven girls are enjoying their new life down south but are also dealing with a myriad of unpleasant life circumstances. Luckily, they have each other to lean on every step of the way. Unfortunately, there is an old friend back home in New York who isnt so much a friend but someone who wishes she were living the girls lives instead of her own. Despite the fact that she stays behind in Brooklyn, Diamond Robinson begins to cause trouble for the seven friends. Its bad enough that she sets out to win Skys husband, Fuji. But when Diamond hatches a plan to teach Portia what it means to live in the real world, she has taken it one step too far.

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Author: My Chérie Amour
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1467870889
Release Date: 2009-06-29
Genre: Humor

I am living the single, single, single...life. “Why are you single?”, I’ve been asked. Good question. Yeah. Why am I single? Or, better yet. My favorite question, “You still single?” Ouch! So, I entered the cyber space of dating. “How was your date?”, I’m often asked afterwards. One day, my good friend Cheryl asked me this question and I began to share. There was silence. She was speechless. Finally, she said “You’re kidding?” I laughed. “No, I’m not.” Again, there was silence. “You have to write this stuff down.” No one would believe some of the things I experienced on these dates really happened, but I am here to tell you yes. It really did happen. Honestly and truly it did.

My Friend the Messiah

Author: Ray Green
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 9781409220879
Release Date: 2003
Genre: Australian fiction

I met John on a deserted beach. He was confused, disoriented, dirty, and had lost his memory. When we made eye contact, the skin on my arms and chest froze and a lump of fear suddenly developed in my throat. Our fingers touched and I experienced a sudden wave of peace, like a golden sunset.My wife and I agreed to help John and escort him to New York where he knew he must address the United Nations Security Council.In New York, John performs 'miracles' in Central Park, conducts an impromptu sermon to 5,000 people, resurrects a fatally injured girl and convinces the UN delegates to act.My intrigue is the constant uncertainty of John's origins and his true nature. Is he a messiah, an alien or a unique man with incredible powers?We travelled with him to Jerusalem, Rome and Switzerland, where five million people gather to hear John speak.I finally understood who he was and why he came....He was...My Friend, The Messiah....all he said was, "...let there be light..."